May 28th 

This is my birthday and it never goes right, so all I want is a few birthday wishes on my snap please @g.stewart28

Oh look it’s her birthday I’m going to snap her. May 28th

May 28th by Puddle28th October 28, 2019

May 3

National send a dick pic do your crush day! They can’t get mad it’s May 3rd!

Crush: wtf did you just send me a picture of your enormous penis?

Boy: yes it’s okay tho it’s May 3!

May 3 by Texaslove4lyfe May 3, 2020

May 28 

The people born may 28 says are the cutest and miste fashion knowing. They are also known to be very attractive. They are very nice to people around them. They are okay in school. It’s good to be born in may 28 I think!

Bro it’s may 28 the best day to be born in!

May 28 by Hejhoppsanfallerallera February 14, 2021

May 6-7 

Text freaky things to somebody till midnight whatever happens in the messages stays in the messages

Girl:You so fineee

Boy: what?
Girl: May 6-7 is freak day

May 6-7 by _emma May 6, 2021

may god shit in your cereal 

This is an insult used when someone is really pissing you off, but you don't have the energy nor will to smack then as hard as you possibly can. It's basically a curse, and when used against christians pretty effective.

Shithead: lolol. lykehf l.ykmu gt pnnned lyk loll wtff.
ME: May god shit in your cereal.

may god shit in your cereal by xorobyngrace December 21, 2007

May 7th

National kiss someone named John day.

Friend 1- "Is that John?"
Friend 2- "Yea."
Friend 1- "Bet, I'm finna kiss him, on the lips. It's May 7th."

May 7th by monkeymanbelike October 28, 2019

May 9th 

May 9th is an epic and adventurous day. What else but National Deeds Day! Otherwise known as N.D.D, National Deeds day is the day where if you have a spouse, (and frankly, even if you don't) you get deeds from them all day long! Hurray N.D.D!

Kaela: Hey Shanna today is our favorite day!
Shanna: What do you mean, Kaela?
Kaela: It's May 9th! Ya know, N.D.D!?
Shanna: OH! National Deeds Day! Wow,I'm psyched!

May 9th by kaaaaaaaaaaaaaela May 4, 2009