May 7th

National kiss someone named John day.

Friend 1- "Is that John?"
Friend 2- "Yea."
Friend 1- "Bet, I'm finna kiss him, on the lips. It's May 7th."

by monkeymanbelike October 28, 2019

nicompigger

A silly hog farmer

"Oh Earl?" "He's the biggest nicompigger this town has ever seen!"

by monkeymanbelike December 04, 2022