Lemonenthemia

When ones blood is polluted with lemon, they have an undying love for lemons and start to smell of lemon pledge and the urge to become a lemon farmer for the rest of their life.

Jeremy was diagnosed with lemonenthemia.

by lemonloverforlife January 13, 2015

LemmonAIDS

A fatal disease, generally contracted by spending lengthy amounts of time around the species douchebagicus lemmonus. incurable. symptoms include misanthropy, disdain for social conventions, disregard for religious beliefs, utter contempt for law enforcement, gleeful and excessive substance abuse, pyromania, public nudity, uncontrolled usage of the word fuck, and the desire to spread the affliction to as many others as possible.

all i wanted to do was go to the bar and have a good time, and i met this guy...
He gave me LemmonAIDS!

by evillemmon September 12, 2014

Lemon sizzler

To slice one's nipples and squeeze lemons over top of them

As I looks at Bonnie's nipple, I thought about giving her a lemon sizzler

by Budwudder February 16, 2015

Lemon

Lemon is a noun for a fool, idiot, silly person. It can also be used if someone is playing truant.

You are such a lemon
Mate I saw you playing lemon the other day

by Biscuit head February 24, 2015

lemon mishap

pissing yourself in public or in privacy.

my son had a lemon mishap

by REMEMBER ........... MEEEEEEEE June 3, 2015

Lemon

Those yellow, sour things that life gives you, in order for you to make lemonade.

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade"

by Chris-Chan August 31, 2015

lemonade slide

When a girl is grinding on a guy on the dance floor and accidentally leaves a pee stain on his pant leg. Similar to a snail trail.

That chick was totally getting me hot on the dance floor until she left a lemonade slide on my pants!

by filthy pirate hooker March 6, 2016