Skip to main content

jonesberg scratch 

Black Tar Heroin
Hit me with that jonesberg scratch man!
jonesberg scratch by tadoefan1223 December 29, 2021

Jones College prep

Jones College prep is the gayest school in chicago. While you might have come to Jones for an education you were wrong. Jones is full of furries and it's hard to find a friend group who aren't mean wannable rich kids. The Jones population is 99% white and 1% other.
Person 1: "I go to Jones College prep."
Person 2:"Oh you are you a furry?"

Crick Jones 

Same definition as "SWID".....plus 59.6% more idiotic and goofy. has a peanut sized head
Watchu lookin at crick jones?????
Crick Jones by RLOVE March 4, 2003

Astronaut Jones 

adjective - thought provoking, moonage, psychedelic, marijuana.

That hit took me to the moon! This weed is Astronaut Jones!
Astronaut Jones by Gringo Star October 30, 2008

farmer jones 

an urge or compulsion to play FarmVille or other game with a farming game mechanic.

Can also refer to someone who is addicted to farming games.
Abel: I need to get into Plants vs. Zombies and water my plants.
Baker: Nice farmer jones you have there.
farmer jones by jevanyn May 17, 2011

jumbo jones

A gigantic jumbo polish/weiner hot dog from Kelly's Deli.
I had a jumbo jones for lunch today! It was MASSIVE.
jumbo jones by Party Tony November 5, 2013