“My firm’s new CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally, nobody knows who he is or how he got the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”
by TK2000 October 29, 2023
brayden is despite folk tales is a motherfuckin dicksuckin cuntfuckin fuckity fucker and he always wants to eat little girls.
brayden is a thief and a cheating asshole. he rapes his teddy bear ery night. he licks shoes and sucks toes for arousal. he is simply a hick town fucknugget
brayden is a thief and a cheating asshole. he rapes his teddy bear ery night. he licks shoes and sucks toes for arousal. he is simply a hick town fucknugget
your such a brayden johnson
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by Keskemety February 14, 2019
Girl #1: "OMG! Jack and jack digitour is coming to our state!"
Girl #2: "I know right! I'm going to give jack Edward Johnson the biggest bear hug ever
Girl #2: "I know right! I'm going to give jack Edward Johnson the biggest bear hug ever
by Sammywilkslut September 09, 2014
John Xinas biggest enemy.
Both want to have the highest social credit score.
Supreme Leader: Xi Jinping the Pooh
Both want to have the highest social credit score.
Supreme Leader: Xi Jinping the Pooh
by The Talibans friend November 02, 2021
Acting like a jerk, but in a goody way. Refusing to cooperate or follow instructions or socially acceptable behavior.
Stop being a pecker ball johnson.
by Pecker Ball Johnson December 26, 2017
A school filled with sluts and Emos, with fights everyday, weed, cocaine and girls screaming "help me mom".
by J middle school March 18, 2017