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John

Probably the best and most perfect guy anyone could ever meet. He's cute, amazing, sweet, and everything a girl is looking for. Has the cutest smile, a great sense of humor, makes others laugh, takes care of his girlfriend 24/7 (even longer than that however), etc. John is probably the best human being alive and he also makes cute babies and writes cute paragraphs and has a sexy voice.
Person #1: Woah.. who's that?
Angry Girlfriend: That's my baby John *proud*
by john's princess June 20, 2014
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john wayne gacy

John Wayne Gacy was a very sick individual who murdered 33 people- ages range from 9-27. He buries 27 out of the 30 under his house. He Also dressed up as a clown. That is how he lured little kids into his possession. He would coax and sometimes force co-workers in his house, cuff them to the bed, and suffocate them with their own underwear. He would then commit some necrophelia stuff on them, and then prry them in his crawl space. Kind of creepy.
quote from him: "I should have been convicted for anything more seriosu than running a cemetery without a license."- John Wayne Gacy
by Sean Rayburn May 2, 2005
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The John F Kennedy

when one guy is fucking a chick and his buddy is hiding in the closet jacking off when the fuckee is about to come he puts the girl on her knees and the buddy sneaks out of the closet and they both shoot a load on her and the buddy sneaks back into hiding. Thus creating a two shooter theory.
me and carl fucking did the john f kennedy to linda.
by cheeinst October 3, 2008
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Johnathon

Correct spelling .. biblical. Typically smart independent person. Perfect baby name
Johnathon is a amazing person, and he is beautiful.
by Jgl1993 December 29, 2017
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John Gotti Agnello

The hottest,middle child, and shortest of the three "Hotti Gotti"s. His older bro Carmine and younger bro Frankie are the same height(6'0").
John Gotti Agnello is hott but drives an even hotter car.
by U Know You Want Me February 13, 2005
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John Kerry

A man who has been fighting for truth for over 35 years. He is a patriot and a great American. John Kerry is a hero to many in this country but this isn't widely publicized by the media. Senator Kerry has become a grassroots hero since the election in 2004 because he has continued to fight for American civil liberties and integrity in government.
by Loretta R December 14, 2008
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John Travolta

Proper Noun: Famous singer, actor, dancer, producer, and pilot. During the latter half of the 1970s, John Travolta became on of the biggest stars in Hollywood. After a string of hits in films, on television and on the radio, he had emerged as a true cultural phenomenon, defining tastes in music and fashion while dominating innumerable column inches in newspapers, magazines and gossip columns. Like so many other celebrities, Travolta's initial fame proved short-lived, and by the 80s he was viewed by the media and the public alike largely as a relic of his era. Unlike so many other celebrities, however, he resurfaced, Phoenix-like, the following decade, re-establishing his claims to film superstardom and staking out new territory as one of the most acclaimed actors in contemporary film.
Woe, that guy on the dance floor looks like John Travolta with that white 70s suit!
by Foofie X July 8, 2003
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