Joe Bartlett

A name given to a little schmuck. Often seen with his accomplices with his hoodie up.
Don't Mess With Joe Bartlett!
by Langer69 November 16, 2018
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Joe-aphobe

A person who displays severe dislike or hatred for a person named Joe.
Person 1: “hey joes so annoying.”
Person 2: “wow bro stop being such a joe-aphobe, not cool.”
by Letsgojoe July 17, 2021
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joe's jars

A specific type of mason jar, that is not a mason jar, in which people can store virginity
Did you see Joe?
OMG JOE'S JARS!!!
*Mega fan*
by wet freak February 28, 2018
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wormy joe

The act of receiving oral sex from an elderly individual who does not have any remaining teeth, which results in the use of their bare gums to gently massage your foreskin
Yo Kiran did you hear Ryan and Chris were getting some mean wormy joes from Judy last night?
by LawngJauwnMacGrungckelstein69 September 10, 2017
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Joe Walgenbach

A spaghetti enthusiast. He loves feeling his meatballs during class.
Wow I heard Ollie was masturbating during class...really pulling a Joe Walgenbach.
by becky maher February 14, 2019
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Smokey Joes

The best soccer team in New Zealand and possibly the world. Made up of some of the worlds best soccer players such as Thomas Hunt.
person1 "hey do you know the score of the Smokey Joes match?"
person2 "yeh they won like 10 nill"
Person1 "man they must of played bad"
by Tomukani June 15, 2011
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Joe's rod

A word used to describe a MASSIVE, THROBBING, GIGANTIC penis.
I had your uncles Joe's rod inside me yesterday.
by Xx_NiggerWhipper_xX April 11, 2023
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