Jizz monkey: 1. a person who is so addicted to having their mouth filled with cum, that if… that person doesn’t get their jizz fix, they go ape-shit! Hence, jizz monkey is a very miserable person,
2. the bitchiness that stems from being a jizz monkey
3. a condition of not getting the required amount of jizz consumed per day, week, month, etc.
4. an unhappy person (usually a female) person addicted to cum in their own mouth.
2. the bitchiness that stems from being a jizz monkey
3. a condition of not getting the required amount of jizz consumed per day, week, month, etc.
4. an unhappy person (usually a female) person addicted to cum in their own mouth.
by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021
Get the jizz monkeymug. When there is a solar eclipse with the moon, and you are drawn by a force stronger than yourself to smash one out
Damn, I was doing #nofap and then there was an eclipse and before I knew it i was balls deep on myself.. Damn moon jizz
by Tiniesttiny July 29, 2018
Get the moon jizzmug. by Awkwardturtlee September 7, 2011
Get the Chick Jizzmug. Its when you drink or eat something by accident that someone has previously spat sperm into after they've given someone a blowjob.
by Mitch 'Michelle' Green December 13, 2014
Get the up jizzedmug. When you and a special friend talk dirty to each other over Facebook chat and you jizz in your pants or on the keyboard or monitor
dude me and my girlfriend were having a hot conversation last night and i fab jizzed all over the place.
by elijahking04 November 10, 2009
Get the FaB Jizzedmug. by Grant Crosley July 5, 2022
Get the Jizz wapmug. Your ol’ lady gave me blue balls, I really need to take a jizz
My ol’ lady caught me jerking off, so I had to stop, now I got blue balls and I really need to take a jizz
My ol’ lady caught me jerking off, so I had to stop, now I got blue balls and I really need to take a jizz
by KaySee101 October 26, 2017
Get the take a jizzmug.