Jeremy

Jeremy from your science class

oh look its Jeremy from science class! Hes so fat

by big back February 6, 2025

jermyphobia

when your scared of that guy from camp camp who was in one episode of camp camp as a camp campbell camper and became a wood scout later in the show and hes really disgusting by the way

oh, do you have jermyphobia?

yes i do omg!!!

by imjustreallyaggieandimamazing February 2, 2026

Jeremy

Jeremy A kind-hearted legend with a heart of gold and a massive appetite that could bankrupt a small country. This guy is so sweet he would give you the shirt off his back, right after he finishes eating everything at the buffet and probably the buffet table too. Weighing in at about 500 pounds of pure love and zero cardio, this absolute unit is built like a couch cushion, except the cushion is made of snacks. Despite having the stamina of a sloth on vacation and moving at seismic-event speeds, this man somehow made it onto the varsity team. It's either pure luck, coach favoritism, or the refs were too scared to say no. We tease him nonstop for “eating the world” one family-sized portion at a time. “Jeremy doesn’t do laps; he causes earthquakes.” Or, “When Jeremy runs, the ground gets indigestion.” But deep down, we love our chubby-cheeked, planet-sized king. He’s the guy who’d still show up to help you move, after one more slice. Examples: “Yo, where’s Jeremy?” “Earthquake just hit the cafeteria—must be him loading up tray #4.” “Jeremy, you gonna run the mile?” “Heavy breathing just from standing up. Nah bro, I’m pacing myself for the all-you-can-eat after.”

jeremy is cool

by ELJANISSOHANDSOME February 18, 2026

JEREMY

Shoving 66 potatoes in ur asshole and compressing until it forms a stew . Proceed to feed a pregnant woman to create a 'Regemy'

I gave her a JEREMY

by Jeremy munchy February 10, 2025

Jeremy munchy

Shoving 66 potatoes up ur ass and squishing it until it becomes a stew. Then feed the stew to a pregnant mother.

I gave her a Jeremy munchy

by Jeremy munchy February 11, 2025

Jeremy and Cierra

Jeremy and Cierra are the best couple in the whole wide world and will last for eternity. If you walk past them you will be intimidated by their sexiness and powerful aura. They are a couple that can’t be fucked with. Jeremy and Cierra will have 5 kids and make a little army and some day rule the world.

John: OMG did you see that couple walk by??

Rebecca: YEAH! that’s Jeremy and Cierra, They got married after only 2 weeks of knowing each other and stayed together forever!

John: wow! I wanna be them when I grow up

by Dickdonut February 11, 2025

Jeremy

A seagull that is fat and eats McDonald’s

“Look at that seagull eating an Oreo McFlurry, what a Jeremy”

by Bitchfit…… February 19, 2025