internets

Somthing that the average joe will never know of. Used only by the secret service and its commanders, the Internets is a top secret way of transfering information around the globe at the speed of light. George W. Bush thought of the idea after consuming a high amount of Coke and Pepsi together, while watching porn on the "Internet"

Bush: Hmmmmmmm, The Internet is too untrustworthy. I must create somthing more powerful............. The Internets!

by Sam Burns July 8, 2006

internet

A new type of drug which overrides the senses and abilities of it's users and diverts all their energy into it's useless void

Man, my internet is down and I think about to die without access to my Starcraft account!

by BigD December 8, 2002

internet

magic place in virtuality where we can meet outside the boundaries of normal life.

by Anonymous May 29, 2003

Internet

What was, is and shall ever be. And probably something else too.

I saw it on the internet

by 4657745567 December 10, 2006

internet says hello

When little kids learn "grown up" words/customs, thanks to the INTERNET.
A way to explain how the kid knows to another baffled elder.

Little Timmy: I know what masturbation is!
John: Dude, how does your 7 year old brother know this?!
Bob: Yeah, internet says hello.

by Tsunami Chris August 7, 2007

interneteresting

Something interesting from the internet

that site is very interneteresting

by GLightnin7 October 8, 2008

Internet trash

When you rather have the internet than your friends. You have a Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Wattpad, and even MySpace account! You get a billion notifications because of subscription box or because you need to do something! You read, watch videos, blog, play games, chat, email, listen to music and ignore all outside life like most people that are reading are! lol! It's okay because most people are internet trash!

"Omg!! Aren't we all internet trash?!"

by Panic! At the references! October 25, 2016