Taint Zapper

An electrode consisting of at least two prongs, but usually more. Each prong is terminated with a conductive metal pin or socket used in aircraft harness connectors. With a voltage source connected all one has to do is touch prongs to taint area and an electric shock will be delivered.
Why aren't you walking properly?

Because I got hit with a handy taint zapper in my sleep, it really hurts.
by Nik Danger March 25, 2010
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stripper taint

"that dude is straight stripper taint"
by Rofl_copter1105 August 19, 2022
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Taint press

The act of pressing on the taint after urinating in order to get the extra dribbles out
After learning the taint press I never leave pee stains on my boxers!
by SausageMoose January 09, 2022
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Taint of America

The NY Yankees are the taint of America, itchy and unwanted.
by Rudy Pooh May 24, 2018
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Taint-angle

The widely-varying geometric angle measured between a woman's vaginal opening and anus that effectively determines their perineum.
Damn, them girls in Asia have a big taint-angle; you can see their buttholes standing up!
by Duke3478 November 05, 2020
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lick a taint

Putting your toungue between the ass crack and ball sack, usually of a man, and slightly stroking it
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Tainted Ass

A term used to identify a girl to your friends as one you've dated/slept with in the past
Rick: She's pretty cute!
John: That's my tainted ass.
by Deezerman October 03, 2016
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