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punch in the pants

by Chimperdomp Rapow January 10, 2018
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high pants

a man that wonders all day in yories pants, then they call over linkin dirt with his umbrella
1. daniel is going to be a high pants, but he already is

2. hey uve seen high pants latly, yeah he hangs out at the rat infested store larry'es with that beaner loranzo,sophia, rebbeca, yorie, eqnalodo and zoo bars brother
by rats.org March 1, 2009
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Pants purse

A scrotum, ballsack, testicle holder

A better term for a teste sac

Humorous scrotum

Man bag
"I caught my pants purse in my zipper again"

"Why us my pants purse so twisted"

"Punch me in my pants purse again and ill punch your donut hole"
by Alifeinchapters July 31, 2020
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broga pants

Yoga pants wore by either:

1) Politically left leaning, very progressive men. These men are also prone to referring to their spouses or girlfriends as “partners” and listening to NPR.

2) Fraternity gods, likely to wear these pants as both a joke amongst the dudes or as a way to look more natural in a yoga class which they attend solely to stare at ass.
“Check out Tom in his broga pants, he is so with the times.”

“Nah man, Tom just pledged sigma kappa. He’s just some douche trying to hit it off with a yoga chick.”
by Slim_peter December 20, 2019
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Exit Pants

The term “exit pants,” originating from popular culture of the early 1200s, comes from the Latin root “pantus exeunt”. It refers to a moment, or succession of life sentences, in which the subject in question removes their pants upon a vision from God. This vision is usually instigated upon the influence of heavily sedated elephants in stampede. In this event the person, or gay, would kneel before the elephants, and simply remove pants.
Jeffy Jeong: exit pants, please
by SevenCorn January 25, 2021
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Shadow pants

When your belly casts a shadow over your genitals, obscuring them from view.
Who needs a thong when you have shadow pants?
by Dr. Jon September 15, 2016
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Weasel Pants

A adjective or noun that refers to a persons penis or metaphorical penis, typically used by older creepy ass men. The weasel in ones pants being the dick.
"stop that you weasel pants."

"Mr Ferri you're a fucking creep."

"language young weasel pants."
by voluptuous frog March 12, 2019
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