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Rice Car

Any cheap car, especialy Asian, that has been "upgraded" with after-market parts(exaust, body kits, nitrous, spoilers, speakers, lights, etc...)in an attempt to make it faster and/or "pimpin".
In reality, instead of making a car better, "ricing it up" makes it utterly and completly gay. Rice cars are easily beaten in races by American and European sports cars. Also, anyone who owns a rice car is looked down upon and seen as shameful by non-ricers. Rice cars are typically driven by young lower and middle class Asians, Hispanics, whiteboys and even some African Americans.
My GTO has a 400 hp engine factory. All it does is beat up on ricers all day long.
Ricers beware!!!!
by Karim Al-Basiel September 1, 2005
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clown car

A term introduced into conversation to highlight or exacerbate the ridiculousness of suggestions or claims made. The term is generally used to troll someone legitimately engaged in the conversation. "Clown car" is a trump card for when a discussion or argument has become facetious, which generally resets or ends the argument.
I think we should go to Medieval Times for lunch . . . in a clown car.
by mattdavey November 20, 2010
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Car hoppin

holding onto a car's rear bumper while being drug on your knees or belly along a severly iced/snowed over road. Kids wait on the side of the road for cars moving at 2 mph, then run out and grab the bumper. Some people drag their friends for fun. Most people are not aware of the extra passenger. A popular past time for kids on snow days. Propper atire usually includes redneck Carhart overalls and some shitty Tims.
theres no hills in this damn town, so sleddin's out... lets go car hoppin.
Dude, i made it 6 blocks that time car hoppin.
I was car hoppin down the street until someone saw me and called the cops.
That old lady didnt even know i was car hoppin on her bumper all the way down the street.
by one L December 12, 2006
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Car Tinking

The act of throwing pennies at oncoming traffic from either the driver's seat, or back left seat of a moving car to achieve a 'tink' sound. This tink sound is a loud thwack on the receiving end. Timing is key so that windshields are not hit or broken. Occasionally nickels are used, by experienced tinkers, for a devastating effect.
Why is schultzy gettin arrested?
Oh cuz he decided to go car tinking in the daylight and didnt realize his first victim was a cop.
by guesswork July 21, 2009
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car toad

A useless creature who, when on a road trip, never (or rarely) leaves the car to use the bathroom or get food. They can typically be observed with a pillow, blanket, or gameboy-like object.
We stopped to use the bathroom at 7-11 but Jenny the car toad didn't have to go.
by TheCarToad July 12, 2009
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soul car

Any automobile sufficiently overloaded with accessories so as to be conspicuously gaudy. The overload factor is directly proportional to the worth of the car. For example, a 1965 Buick Electra deuce and a quarter with a cracked windshield and a busted ring, emitting clouds of smoke might merely need to have mud flaps and curb feelers to pass as a soul car. A more recent ride in good condition might require a spoiler, a hood scoop, a gaudy large antenna and an overly expensive set of chrome wheels to reach the threshold. The ubiquitous nature of over-amped sound systems excludes their consideration as a factor in determining the status.
Hey, it looks like they have been spraying for mosquitoes again." 'No, it's from that soul car that just drove by. Didn't you see the strobe lights?
by Grant Blacque June 18, 2011
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Car Oreo

Synonym for a ginger's penis. This term applies only if the penis has never seen action and/or is stricken with the gout. It is well known that the Russian pilots who flew the MIGs in Top Gun had Car Oreos, and that's why Goose took that picture and Maverick shot those Commies down.

The term derives from the tendency of gingers to sneak to the car and perform sad, deranged sex acts with a box of oreos (as they find it difficult to use their car oreo for anything else.
by Caroreo2 November 10, 2010
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