goochie taint

A round brown crust build up on the corners of your butt hole sometimes called the ass cheese

Wow that kid is one goochie taint

by Gang yeet August 20, 2017

taint bomb

When you're so enraged by your significant other that you decide to jump-dive into the air with your legs hoisted back behind your ears like a Tyson chicken, leading with your now-weaponized taint, impacting the upper region/face of your opposition with maximum force. Traditionally, one may threaten the taint bomb on several occasions until such a time that it is deployed.

Shut your mouth or I'm going to come at you with a flying taint bomb.

by TheTaintBomb101 December 29, 2017

Taint Diamond

A lab-grown diamond using carbonized public hair rather than cremains or scalp hair as the base carbon for the stone.

Bill wanted to ensure that any diamond he gave his wife was not a Blood Diamond, so he saved her public trimmings and had a lab-grown Taint Diamond made for her.

by portlandyakuza May 19, 2024

Phoenician Taint Tickle

The act of lifting the dong up to the sky, whilst twiddling ur tallywhacker. During this, someone comes up with a goose feather and tickles your Taint. After this act is over, it is ceremonial to spread your sack over the woman's mouth and have her blow on it so it looks like a flying squirrel

Last night she finally gave me the good ol' Phoenician Taint Tickle. It felt amazing!

by Phoenician Pug Bacon June 5, 2024

Facial taint

Facial taint is the skin space between your nose and your mouth. The space where your mustache lives.

Tony Selleck's mustache is so glorious because he has significant facial taint.

by Austintatiousrows April 19, 2018

Taint Brush

When a man, in a joking often juvenile fashion, grabs his penis and lifts upwards allowing his taint and ballsack open range to explore. He then runs his often covered up area between the frank and beans and applies, in a painting fashion of back and forth, over the face of the inebriated man or woman of his choice

Hey Jackson that was a great party last night but I saw Conner flirting with Tiffany before passing out in the living room-I've got to go work and use the taint brush on that bastard!

by WarMachine881 August 26, 2017

Taint•O•Honey

Bit•O•Honey that has been stored in the front pocket of your pants, for at least an hour, warming it next to your balls and giving it a nice soft fresh caramel feel and consistency ready for either your consumption or to share with a friend.

“I could use dessert”

“You want some of Bourbons Mike’s Taint•O•Honey?”

“Hell yeah, gimme that shit!”

by BourbonMike March 1, 2025