Two Weeks Notice

Back in the day, when employers gave a fuck about their workers, when someone left a company, they told their boss two weeks before they were leaving that they were going to leave, as a courtesy.

"I just got a job somewhere else, so I'm about to give my Two Weeks Notice. You're the first to know!"
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

Every day of the week

Used to say nice that something always has to happen. Often associated with sports.

Example: Someone has a big chance to win a game. He has to score an easy ball.

Supporter on the field: That ball has to go in every day of the week!

by Beastmoterator February 6, 2023

bambi week

getting a few or no shifts at work which automatically leads to being broke ass or bored to hell

Damn it, I saw the schedule this morning and I'm gonna have a bambi week!

by bambi b March 27, 2009

8 Weeks

The time in which a boy named Alex supposedly didn’t shower for

Joe : dude you smell like shit
Jack: I got a shower yesterday

Joe : Nah dude, must’ve been like 8 weeks

by OneBleach:Shippuden July 26, 2021

Slapp ass week

Slsp ass week starts on September 13-17 you can slap your bsf ass your gf ass your bf ass your frind ass(not if you ina relationship tho) all week

Hey bae uts the 13 yiu know what that mean
What?

Slapp ass week just stated

by Coochie licker 2000😛 September 11, 2021

Shark week

The time of the month when every girl gets really bad mood swings and continue to cry over absolutely nothing, the average female will have the ability to eat an unhealthy amount of food and not go up a few ibs

“Hey are you okay?” AM I OKAY????? NO IM NOT OKAY ITS SHARK WEEK!!!!!

by Xoxo..x.gossipgirl October 2, 2022

a gentlemens week

A week grace period before dumping her after she has either a) taken you on holiday or b) bought you a nice gift. After this you have no obligation to her.

Boy: I think we should see other people
Girl: Really? After I have just taken you to France last week.
Boy: To be fair, you did have a gentlemens week afterwards because you took me to france. I don't owe you anything

by beenbaba April 28, 2014