Irish Mustache

Similar to Red Wings however the blood from menstruation is confined to the upper lip looking like an Irishman's mustache.

Bloody hell, Kristy told me it was her time of the month so I threw back a Guinness and grew an Irish mustache.

by Kiki54312 February 15, 2009

irish sledgehammer

when a short redhead uses a fat girls stomach as a trampoline, and he jumps up, does a backflip, and lands on his stomach with his doinker in her hoo-hah

Fred: Man, Patrick o'neil o'harris mckinley really gave susy the old irish sledgehammer last night?

George: yeah, and im pretty sure it found its way to youtube.

by buttbush August 7, 2009

IRISH YOGA

After a night of HEAVY drinking and passing out in a very strange position

man 1: he was do drunk he fell back off his chair with his head on the floor and his ass still onthe seat

man 2: like irish yoga?

by Sp1cy Mcha991s September 21, 2007

Irish wedding ring

A second black eye, generally on a woman, but in this age of equal opportunity in fist-fights, it could be anyone.

The first black eye of course being the Irish engagement ring.

I went to see my associate, and she had an Irish wedding ring and a broken nose.

by Frisco Pete September 25, 2008

irish

fantastic Red haired scarily pale breed of people found on small cold island on outskirts of Europe
Famous for
- Heavy drinking
- Teaching americans that Pog ma hone is an olde worlde Irish greeting
- And generally being fantastic

Gee whizz I wish I was a fantastic irish person, id greet them all with a heartey "pog ma hone"

by fantastic December 6, 2003

Irish Institute Of Monterrey

Best school in Mexico, better than any one. Rich people, millionaire students of San Pedro. They make the best bussiness men. Richest school in the world.

He is rich, and millionaire. He might probably studed in the Irish Institute of Monterrey.

by uddef November 11, 2016

The Irish Lasso

When one takes an absurdly long pubic hair and lasso’s their love interest in an attempt to court them.

I didn’t really like John, but once her preformed the Irish lasso on me while I was sleeping, I couldn’t resist marrying him.

by Sponsored_rapist February 8, 2019