Hooker

1: prostitute, usually a woman who offers herself for sexual intercourse in exchange for money or drugs
3: terrible management of your fantasy sports team

My buddy paid for a hooker in Vegas.

or

I pulled a hooker in my fantasy football league and didn't win a single game.

by RachHarding December 28, 2007

Hook and book

A slang term from cops meaning arresting someone. Hook is handcuffing someone and book is booking them in jail.

Paul: I got pulled over for my 5th speeding ticket this morning.

Mike: Damn, Dude! I'm surprised the cop didn't hook and book you right there.

Paul: Man I wouldn't survive in prison.

by artorius1990 October 20, 2011

Hook up hippo

The animal mascot of hooking up or potential hook ups.

Formed by projecting both index fingers from forehead to form hippo ears, and then bending knees.

Person One: Look at Matt and Alyssa, they just kissed.

Person Two: Hook up hippo!!! *does gesture*

by Señorita Christine March 14, 2009

fish hook freddie

when your doing a girl from behind, you pull out stick both pointer fingers in her butt and then give her a double fish hook.

yesterday, i was at ashleys and while we were going at it i gave her the fish hook freddie.

by billy jean sue November 8, 2005

j-hook

When a man's boner bends to one direction, resembling a 'J'

Johnny's j-hook bends far to the right.

by Ross D October 24, 2007

hooker

one who grabs someone's ankle with the end of a field hockey stick.

After Jocelynn hooked my ankle with her field hockey stick, I called her a hooker.

by Annnnnaaaaaa123 October 18, 2006

Hookah bar

A place where douchebags go to shove hoses full of smoke into each others' assholes.

Hey Jefferey, wanna go to the hookah bar?

I wanted to anal pound my boyfriend and listen to Drake tonight, but sure.

by Stickygonads July 15, 2014