Jalapeño hands

When u eat jalapeño chips and all the remains of the Jalapeño and chip crumbs are left on your hands preventing u from doing simple tasks such as using your phone

“Sorry I couldn’t text you back, I had jalapeño hands”

by Mistamoos3 February 27, 2019

Hand soup

A tub of melted ice with beverages in it from which everyone has been grabbing out of all night

Man!! if you grab a beer out of that hand soup, wash it off, you dont know whose booger pickers and pecker pullers have been in there!!!

by djshaggyd March 6, 2009

Hand Scientist

Woman who is very skilled at the art of handy jobs.

Aw man, not only is Jessica good at giving brain, but she's also a hand scientist too. Not many woman can do that.

by urbanshrimp328 December 31, 2010

hand-minded

People who prefer and are more adept at manual activities rather than mental ones.

Schools should make special provisions for their hand-minded students.

by Luddz June 12, 2015

talk to the hand

"Talk to the hand," sometimes uttered while holding out the hand palm up, is short for the phrase "Talk to the hand because the face isn't listening." It has the same intent as saying, "Don't waste your time with excuses, I don't want to hear about it."

When the employee was late for work and offered an excuse to his boss, the boss shot back, "Talk to the hand," and walked away.

by Parasaurolophus April 26, 2005

Ball in Hand

In various types of pocket billiards (pool), "ball in hand" refers to a player's right to place the cue ball anywhere on the table. Getting "ball in hand" means that the opposing player (the offending player) committed a foul, an example being a table scratch.

"Ball in hand," he yelled, throwing the cue ball sheepishly on the table after fouling.

by Giskard July 2, 2004

lay hands on

verb. to acquire or gain posession of

There is no way I'll be able to afford that concert ticket unless I lay hands on some cash.

Were you able to lay hands on a copy of that CD?

by hardcore_2031 July 18, 2005