grammar police

He...knows...every...word...in...the...world

Jan: ofjeoifjeoijofkdwpfdpwfpjfijsoiajdjwofijdxdowqjpodj
Grammar PoPo: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis*
Jan: aijdwoijfasodkwfjawois?
Grammar PoPo: antidisestablishmentarianism*
Jan: IJFJSOIisowdoij.
Grammar PoPo: pulchritudinous*
Jan: wfijw?
Grammar PoPo: skidoo*
Jan: ofkewopewjfei!!
Grammar PoPo: incompatibilities*
Jan: BRUH SHUT UP
Grammar PoPo: i am doing what a grammar police does*

by emmyandlola June 9, 2023

Gramp Stamp

When you're getting fucked by an old man he pulls out and cums on your back.

When Grandpa Jones pulled out and came on Remy's back he gave Remy his Gramp Stamp

by SwampPuppy July 17, 2023

Grammatical Decorum

A long-forgotten art of language mastery that once graced the realms of the written and spoken word. It's all about showing respect to grammar by adhering to its rules and structures like a boss. When you possess grammatical decorum, you wield the power to impress, persuade, and avoid embarrassing language blunders.

- When Brenda saw her friend's atrocious grammar in a text message, she couldn't help but cringe. Armed with her red pen emoji, she swooped in to save the day, sprinkling grammatical decorum all over the conversation like fairy dust.

- Dude, that guy's got serious grammatical decorum skills. His emails are like symphonies of correctness, and I can't help but feel inferior when I read mine aloud.

by JONSTEINWAY July 29, 2023

Grampa Fucker

Is when a women go on dating sites e.g Bumble, Tinder, POF and searches for men who are Grampa's you'd wanna FUCK and loves spending time with grandbabies as much as you.

Just saw a "Grampa Fucker" on Bumble he's good looking and has a high sex drive and says he loves spending time with his grandbabies. Oh yes Swipe right!

by DizzyandDanny August 4, 2023

grams juice

An alcoholic mixed drink originally from Philly created by local niche micro celebrity grams.sss! Grams juice is made up of 5-8 shots of Rain vodka and Monster Energy Pacific Punch usually served on the rocks in a reusable tumbler cup.

Scotty: “why mikayla passed out at the function”

Scoot: “she was drinkin that grams juice”

by Liptonlily August 19, 2023

Out-grammar

When your trying to be a grammar nazi and get owned when someone exposes that you spelled the word incorrectly by correcting you.
The past tense form is Out-grammared.

Person 1: My friend wants me to do exstacy with him lol
Person 2: That's not how you spell ectacy

Person 3: *Ecstasy

Person 2: Don't out-grammar me!

Person 1: What's gonig on guys?
Person 2: *Goign
Person 3: *Going
Person 2: I think I just got out-grammared.

by Kyoin July 23, 2009

International Grammar

An overly complicated and mutually disappointing sex act.

I went back to his place and he seemed cool, but he wanted to do International Grammar and it just got weird.

by Oversharer May 31, 2015