emo goggles

Emo goggles are the hip new way of calling those big thick glasses that emo's wear, it can also be used for the old 60's sunnies that scemos wear sometimes. They are called emo goggles because they are very thick and goggleish even if the said emo wearing them is only a teeny weeny bit blind and emos wear them so YAY!

Do these emo goggles go with my hat?

by unknown_pill May 30, 2006

mexican goggles

the art of placing your testicles into someones eye sockets prefferebly as they sleep or are in some way rendered unconcious.sometimes mistaken as tea bagging. your own testicles can also be substituted with an animals. preferably an old dogs balls.

E.G.--after we spiked the young ladies drink we formed an orderly que to have a photo taken with our testicles placed into her eye sockets giving her mexican goggles

by lukeyhurf January 25, 2007

east indian camel-riding goggles

The act of a male positioning ones self over a females head, such that his asshole is over her mouth and his penis is bent back along her nose, while each testicle rests on the females eye sockets. At which point the male proceeds to take a shit on her face.

I wanted to do something very special for Cindy on Valentines day, give her a gift she would never forget, so I lit some candles and gave her East Indian Camel-Riding Goggles. She'll never forget that shit.

by analBunny November 24, 2010

gogert

When a girl is giving a hand job squeezes the dick like a gogert to get all the cum out. Have fun eating another gogert again.

The women gogerted the mans croch!

by Fishtarts November 30, 2015

godless whore

a girl that has sex before marriage
not in the back either. you might want to stay away from them

alyssa: i had brad come thru the back door last night

nancy: what? i bounce on jeff’s dick
alyssa: omg! you godless whore

by thefuckingtea April 21, 2019

Snow goggles

Thinking a girl is good looking in snow gear but looks like a snow monster without it.

"Snow goggles are killing me! I thought the girl I met was hot in all her gear. She looked like a yeti back at the cabin after she took her gear off."

by trotheus1 January 8, 2010

GOLDEN GOBLET

When ones mouth is filled to the brim with golden piss.

Hey guys, I totally got a Golden Goblet last night it was awesome!!!

by jegrealsex September 7, 2012