friend scrounge 

when you spend your time looking for friends to add on facebook from your other friends profile by profile.

"Give it up man, you just can't friend scrounge enough to make 300"

friend scrounge by librarygirl August 23, 2011

Friend Zone 

Somewhere you'll never find a guy like Victor.

Person #1: "Hey ladies, any of you happen to know where Victor went?"

Person # 2: "Oh, he's been hanging out with Maureen in the Friend Zone."

Person #1: "Ha! That's funny. no seriously. Where is he?"

Friend Zone by Fritz Roc November 10, 2012

Friend Status 

When a guy is really really likes a girl and lets her know, and she pulls the "I see you as a good friend" card. Otherwise leaving the relationship in an awkward situation.

Man I told her I liked her and she put me on friend status!

Friend Status by theR3000 November 30, 2009

friend poaching 

Anytime you look through the friends of YOUR facebook friends for anyone you may know. Specifically to add anyone that is already NOT your friend. In other words a lazy approach to finding people by using the existing work of others.

I was 'friend poaching' the other night on facebook. I found three people I went to high school with when I searched through my friend Alex's facebook friends.

friend poaching by rudeboyrude December 15, 2009

Friend Job 

When a Friend performes a sexual favor just as friends.

Dan: Yo i got a friend job from your girlfriend last night.
Conor: Thats ok i got a friend job from your mom bruh.

Friend Job by Chocolate Anal Lovin69 October 23, 2011

Friend Zone 

Supposedly, the "friend zone" is a phenomenon that occurs when a girl you like is friends with you, but will blatantly not date you, resulting in depression/irritation, as the "friend zoned" person feels obligated to date(or have sex with) the other person. Of course, to put simply, this is total bullshit. Women are not vending machines that you can put kindness coins into until dates/sex pops out. THEY DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING.

Jack: Hey, you alright, Kendall?
Kendall: No.
Jack: Why? What's wrong?
Kendall: Hannah put me in the friend zone. I know she's obligated to have it with me.
Jack: Dude, get over it. It's total bullshit. Women don't owe you shit.

Friend Zone by Intelligence001 October 9, 2016

Friend Friend 

A steady partner translated for North Korean.

My "friend friend" is coming from the East to buy me a watch.

Friend Friend by JJ3451 December 6, 2006