split pie

The remains after penetration, leaving the pie slightly opened like a crater.

Laura, are you tight today or do you have split pie.

by Ricky Bad News August 18, 2006

cheese-pie

a vagina.

similar sounding to the hokkien dialect "cheebye" which means vagina

i wanna eat your cheese-pie.

by mr tan April 20, 2006

asshole pie

the mix of macroni and cold bacon in one dish, tastes like your girlfriend's ugly sister's gooch. tastes like salad the has chinese goat milk all over it, and chunks of meaty cardboard.

guy 2: "dude, you let the noodles sit in the pot for too long..

guy 1: dont worry, we can throw cold bacon in there!

guy 2: good idea, sir.

guy 2: its done.

guy 1: well, taste it??

guy 2: it taste like someone just took a shit on a salad!!

guy 1: its asshole pie, we shall feed it to the world."

by el hombre from pee wee March 16, 2010

Coo Pie

Someone that's really cute, like a "cutie pie,"

The girl says that her boyfriend is her coo pie.

by T Daves February 27, 2014

womb pie

A part of a womans anatamy in which a male inserts his purple headed yougert slinger.

I got me some womb pie last night.

by John Hoskin October 29, 2006

sexy pie

a pie that has very sexual aspects

shit man that pie is a sexy pie i sure want some ;)

by i am tha man February 7, 2009

snot pie

A sharp blow to the nose.

He yelled 'I hate Spurs' and rushed me so I stopped the gooner with a snot pie.

by black flag June 2, 2004