floj

Misspelled "flop" and is way more cool

-dude, issa floj post.

by Jaglex February 1, 2018

flousk

A large man who has long thin hair. Likes to surf and play on his computer like a pro. He normally smells and many people think he may be bisexual.

Ew Flousk dripped his sweat all over my fresh Nike kicks.

by TehhJacob February 1, 2018

flongwoody

Whenever you are Jack Nicholson wearing your favorite robe, you know, the one that's oriental and shit, and you open the door to two Asian strippers and your dick slips out of the robe and you're like, "What's happenin, ladies?" and then the strippers proceed to put the snake in their vaginas and then their intestines are eaten by the snake, and then you rub your nipples on tv some number of years later.

Man, the craziest shit happened to me today, I smoked to much crack and pulled a flongwoody.

by Dhqpwoeuryty May 23, 2018

Floortech

A person in housekeeping who cleans the floors in many tasks such as sweeping, mopping and scrubbing!

Our Floortech is going to do his yearly stripping and waxing of the floors!

by Joecrash396 June 18, 2018

Flop Cobbler

The person who uses a lighter to melt two plastic pieces of a blown out flip flop and makes it whole again

“Hey pone, I blew out a flip flop”. Don’t worry man I come from a long line of flop cobblers... I got you.

by PoneTone August 10, 2018

Florence Welch

A literal queen. She is the lead singer in a band called Florence and the Machine. She has a book called useless magic, with lyrics and poetry, as well as some pictures she made.

The lead singer in Florence and the Machine is Florence Welch. She is a queen.

by flyettyeet October 24, 2018

floresita

Floresita stands for little flower

The girl’s name was floresita aka little flower

by By you girl December 21, 2018