February 22

A bitch was born

Its February 22! It’s graces birthday. She’s a real bitch

February 22 by SmartyPants763 November 2, 2019

February 19

It is well known that all children birthed on this day are destined to be raging homosexuals unless able to dunk on a 10ft goal by the 6th grade. No exceptions it’s just the facts.

Doctor - “My deepest apologies ma’am your son is due February 19 and your genes aren’t likely to give him any ups”

Mom - “Oh fuck oh shit... my little boy’s gonna be a fruit and there’s nothing I can do... I guess it’s time to bring out the vacuum...”

February 19 by NotASenatorNamedDave February 14, 2020

February 22nd

The day my boyfriend was born HES such a bottom but it don’t matter he’s supper hot😫

February 22nd is the day all hotties are born

February 22nd by Josephsboyfriend February 2, 2021

Fingerless February 

Starting at 12am February 1st girls can't finger them selves for the entire month of February

Hey did you fail fingerless February?
No no no i can't wait till March to beat this pussy no dick no toy just fingers

Fingerless February by Duxks November 10, 2019

7th February

Play games all night with your friends Day!

Example
Girl1:Hey its 7th February today!
Boy1:so what?
Girl2:so what?
Girl1:it means that we need to play games all night!

7th February by Nikki74622 February 2, 2021

8 February 

Ghazal married.

08 February, Some like this day but not me.

8 February by Farewell April 4, 2021

Forbidden Fap February 

Same event like No Nut November but only 28 days to prove females are mature beings than males. This challenge cannot masturbate which can penetrate the G spot without using any items such as dildo, drugs, fingers that can react into vaginal, etc. Well, it is hardly for females who have periods to accept this challenges.

"When the Forbidden Fap February is ON, the porn industrial could only survive 40% as the No Nut November porn rate drop 80% at that month."

Forbidden Fap February by TheInternetMemist December 15, 2018