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Internet Explorer

The best web browser around, maybe even ever. Comes pre-installed with Windows, and has awesome features built into it, such as a popup blocker, private browsing, and link scanning. Definitely the top of the line in terms of technology, compared to its rivals.

Competitors include Firefox, Opera, and Google Chrome, but they all take up way too much memory, and have a bunch of useless "add-ons" that you have to install just to do basic stuff such as block popups. These addons frequently cause browser crashes, and become outdated whenever the browser updates. IE8 comes with all of these features from the start, and the addons it has never cause problems. Internet Explorer can also view 99% of all websites with no problem, while these other guys are incompatible with half of the websites out there.

Some douches out there will dis Internet Explorer, but usually these guys are just butthurt Mac fans who are jealous of Microsoft's popularity - so don't listen to them, Internet Explorer is the best.
Retarded Firefox user: "Internet Explorer sucks compared to Firefox - Firefox has this cool addon that lets me watch gay porn while listening to Boy George music in the same window... (addon crashes) ... AAAGGHHHH!!!

Smart IE8 user: Wow, grow a brain idiot. Don't be jealous just 'cause you got suckered into buying a Mac and got stuck with Firefux as your default browser. Internet Explorer kicks ass.
by Jimbob151424 March 25, 2011
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Tiramisu (Expression)

Tiramisu is a non-food related term used under two different circumstances. Firstly, it can be used to express your sincerity in any given situation. Usually used when one wishes to convey a true level of genuineness in their actions, words, behaviours without any ill intention or intent to play with others emotions. Generally, it is used both in question and answer form. It can also be expressed when one desires to give their word to someone. So instead of saying, “I give you my word”, one would replace it with “Tiramisu”.The derivation of such term usage arises from the fact that Tiramisu is a bona-fide and sweet desert.

Secondly, 'Tiramisu' is voiced when one wishes to indicate a feeling of being misunderstood by another. It is connected to the previous definition but the conditions under which it is used differs. Under this circumstance, an individual would say 'tiramisu' when they feel their genuineness and honesty is in question. The use of this term in such a context came about when a young Spanish child by the name of TIRA felt MISUndertood by a close relative. Their English skills were underdeveloped at that time so they expressed their feeling by saying 'Tira Misu'.
Eg. 1
Answer form -
individual: “I was thinking of purchasing an autotuning microphone for your birthday so we can play karaoke without having to worry about our screechy voices”
questioner: “Really? No, you said that 25 months, 2 weeks, 5 days and 8 hours ago but we are still microphoneless.
Individual: “No really! I've been saving up! Tiramisu”

Question form -
person 1: “The casserole you made for dinner last night was delicious.”
person 2: “Tiramisu?”
person 1: “Of course, I mean it.”

Eg. 2
Neil Armstrong: “I went to space, visited the moon, put an American Flag on it then came back to earth”
Person: “No way, you couldn't have. You're just trying to gain publicity and make cash so you can buy those expensive cowboy boots you always wanted”
Neil Armstrong: “Tiramisu.... Tiramisu. I honestly went to the moon and came back.”

Tiramisu (Expression)
by expressions_tiramisu August 31, 2010
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Dunkadelic Express

When several basketball players line up front to back while marching and plowing each other in the ass. This is especially popular among college teams such as North Carolina, Duke, UCLA, Kentucky, and Kansas! Toot toot!
I like to be in the caboose of the Dunkadelic Express while I'm rim-rocking the chizzled physical speciman Corey Maggette! TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!
by Derrick E. Vaughan April 20, 2005
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Wit-Way express

Giving it to a girl doggystyle. Then, after the donkeypunch, you jump on her back and start poking her in the sphincter with your index finger knuckle and riding her around like a bucking bronco. If you can go 7 seconds, you get to nut in her ear.
I finished her off on the wit-way express, last night. I didn't make the 7 though.
by Tim Q Wilson August 25, 2006
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Dark Time Express

1) A word used to describe someone with black skin. A person of African descent. A polite way of saying the more offensive word "nigger".

2) A code name for Harriet Tubman's secret underground railroad.

3) An imaginary train that black people ride on. They can be seen between 2:00am and 3:15am in the morning. The train carries a cargo of balogna and sesame snaps.
1) Hop aboard the dark time express.

2) What is that dark time express up to?

3) That dark time was on the move!
by WaffleClaw April 30, 2010
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blank expression

kip, adam, scott, and gavin's kick ass band!!!
by Anonymous July 18, 2003
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.50 Action Express

Close-range combat pistol developed by the Israeli Army. Featured in many action movies. Labeled inaccurate, but some models have a gas chamber, therefore reducing the kickback and dispelling the "inaccurate claim".
If you shoot one at a 55-gallon barrel, the bullet upon entering leaves a hole the size of a nickel, yet it leaves a hole the size of a soda can when exiting.....
by Cthulhu November 27, 2003
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