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five dollar piss

A five dollar piss is that piss you take when you've been holding it for a longgggggggggggg time. Usually after over 3 beers. It is a piss that felt as good as finding $5 on the ground. In other words, the pleasure you get from finally letting it go would be worth $5 if you could somehow pay someone for a similar sensation.

Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.

Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.
Damn dude, I've had to piss since we started walking across this huge parking lot. I'ma go take a five dollar piss.

The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.
by RasJephizzle October 24, 2011
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Rusty Dollar

Shit man I'm broke, all I have is this rusty dollar in my pocket.
by OGRE25 November 23, 2011
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The Trillion Dollar Question

The Trillion Dollar Question is defined as you being in a room with no windows with Januzzi with a small hallway to a bathroom for 365 days. You have no phone, no computer, no video games, no books, no wifi, it's just you and Januzzi. Every day Januzzi gets a little horny and needs to analy penetrate you for 15 minutes. He also must ejaculate in your anus and if there is any scat on his penis you must lick it off. If you do this for 365 days you would then receive 1 Trillion Dollars. Once someone asks you this you must answer yes or no.
Mike: Yooooo Jac what is your answer to the trillion dollar question?

Jac: I'd do it for free bro!!!
by PeaWee48 February 27, 2023
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almost four hundred dollars.

money approximately in the range between $350 - $399

but never exactly or over $400
how much did mom spend on you at lululemon?

almost four hundred dollars.
by flaccid grass March 18, 2023
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button dollar whore

when you are buying something and are one dollar short so you try and pay with a button and they dont take it so you do something strange for some change
“im sorry im a dollar short can i use this button?” “no you cant but you can do some strange for change” “your such a button dollar whore
by peetamellarklover21 March 24, 2023
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Dicks on the dollar

Not a lot of money for the job, one might as well put dicks on the dollars.
I made dicks on the dollar for that job...
by Thatguyorsomething March 24, 2023
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vegas dollar

$100 dollar bill, as that’s the most common bill you’ll see at the tables.
At the cashier: I’m cashing in 200 in chips.
Cashier: Here ya go! 2 Vegas dollars!
by slochief January 19, 2023
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