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Cock Dock

A place where you put your erect or flaccid penis.
Where did I put my cock dock! I washed it yesterday and now I can’t find it!
by OHypo420 September 5, 2022
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Airlock docking

The act of placing the Lips of Two Asshole against each other.
"Jessica, did you hear Johnny and Caleb were Airlock docking last night?"

"I fucking walked in on thek doing it, it was weird. It was like scissoring for men!"

"Damn that's nasty!"
by EsIstRüdy September 9, 2022
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Assisted docking

When you dock with another man, who happens to be a cripple. Requiring you to hold both your own and the other guy's danger noodle in order to touch tips
Connor got with a paraplegic guy and had to perform assisted docking when they touched tips
by Fallen Hussar February 21, 2023
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Choccy Docky

When a white man engages in the homosexual activity, known as docking, with a black man
“ Yo Johnny, all I want tonight is to Choccy Docky with our boy Marquis, his foreskin is tight”
by Shredsmckenzie March 25, 2023
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Sound-Docking

When a man uses his penis to sound another man's penis
Hey bro, we've tried Docking, now let's try sound-docking
by grimreaperjr14 April 4, 2023
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Sham Docking

When two people go butthole to butthole and swap shamrock shakes.
Hey Tyrone, I had an awesome time Sham Docking you last night.
by ThrobbyDobby420 April 10, 2023
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no docket, no food

What chef's say when servers/dishwashers ask for food, and the chefs get mad
Jeff: Can I get a Burrito?
Ethan: NO DOCKET NO FOOD!

Jeff: IT IS JUST A BURRITO
(10 minutes later
Ethan: NO DOCKET, NO FOOD
by 0m@g April 29, 2023
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