Dinglecock

When you fuck someone in the ass and get shit on your cock. A cross between dingleberry and cock.

I fucked Samantha in the ass yesterday and when I pulled out I had dinglecock. She should clean up better.

by Copulationstation May 24, 2019

Dingle Dick

Someone who is neither but still acts as if he or she either is missing a chromosome or has an extra. Often referred to as a Jeremy.

Yo Dingle Dick that glove on your hand is used to catch the ball.

by StudMuffinSeth04 July 5, 2019

dingle shaft

USAGE: Noun; proper noun when speaking to a professional about their Dingle Shaft (less common use).

DEF: The bulk of penis shaft that does NOT include the head (or glans), nor the satchel of the Male genitals. This is the main veiny area that is generally squeezed pounded and tugged upon during masturbation sessions.

HER: Where did you say mygooch is located, Honey?
HIM: You need a dingle shaft to find the gooch, bitch. You'll find that under my purple knob.

by Sexi Sadie 74 July 22, 2019

Dingleberry sling

When a pet has diarrhea that gets stuck in their butt hairs, then scoots all over the house or apartment, effectively coating the floor in dingleberries.

The cat’s stomach was completely wrecked ... she did the dingleberry sling all over the downstairs last night.

by Possumgirl13 July 28, 2019

Dingleberries

Lint balls in the genital and anal areas .

Jim Doe got dingleberries in his general areas from using the wrong toilet tissue.

by Straw white September 26, 2019

Dingle Berry

A piece of shit that is stuck to your ass hair

I have a dingle berry stuck to my fucking asshole

by Single Berry October 4, 2019

dingleflutz

One acting completely oblivious to norms for current circumstances, environment, and/or people involved.

What a dingleflutz driving like that in this traffic.

by burlivan October 17, 2019