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Dildo

by yourmotherx April 27, 2023
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dancing dildo

A 12 inch solid dildo that when you turn on becomes the texture and squishyness of a gummy bear and dances around. It can become fat for your loose ass pussy or even fatter for your anal craving asshole.
Parent: what do you want for Christmas makayla
Makayla: I WANT A DESIGNER DANCING DILDO🍆🍭✏📏🍆
by Shannon Burgerton March 25, 2016
mugGet the dancing dildomug.

Dildo

And erected dick that is put in a pussy
Oh daddy pit your didlo in me
A Dildo
by Dihdaniel September 26, 2025
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Carpet-dildo

"Last night Johnny got carpet-dildo what a loser"
by Mudonna August 23, 2021
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Dildo

A dildo is aiming that mollie Jeffrey’s uses everyday all day 24 fucking hours she’s my fucking crazy bestie I love her tho (fw) yasss
by Exploding dolphins123 February 10, 2019
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Dildo

an object that lonely people use to make themselves feel loved
i broke my dildo now i feel sad :(
by Your Mothers Side Piece January 7, 2022
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Dildo

A purple thing that can be shoved into a woman (MURR)
Oi bro lets shove this dildo in this woman
by Just dont know June 18, 2019
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