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dildo boys

Affiliated rockledge high School students who did whatever they wanted with no fucks given, it was also used to fuck with dbs (dirty boy swag) who were actual dildos
Random person: why is there a dick sharpied on the entire bathroom wall that's like 8 feet long?

Me: fuck must be them dildo boys fucking around... Again.
by Dildoboys March 2, 2019
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Go Get A Dildo

Go Get A Dildo is another way a man tells you that he is afraid of the Test Track ride at Epcot Center in Walt Disney World. There is no cure.
We be freaky and afraid of that mad Test Track ride at Epcot Center so we state Go Get A Dildo. We wanted to be comedians.
by Nelly's On Fire October 4, 2020
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Dildo Joe

The originator of the mobile sex shop. Dildo Joe can be found roaming the streets of Manhattan wearing a black trench coat containing a moderate variety of sex toys. His private selection includes dildos, butt plugs, anal beads, vibrators, flesh lights and a few seasonal offerings (ex: President’s Day themed lingerie). He offers a fair price, along with the convenience of purchasing your favorite intimacy products when you need them most.
Aaron: Hey man, I really need to bust a nut and I’ve only got a 20 minute lunch break.

Michael: Go check out Dildo Joe, I just bought a few beads at the corner of Broadway and Canal.

Aaron: Thanks bro
by Djoe1011 March 21, 2024
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ostrich dildo

A device of pleasure designed exclusively for our taller avian friends.
"Hey Jack! Quit playing with that ostrich dildo, and help me take out the trash!"
by Thelewdkitten November 5, 2021
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princess dildo

A big plushie sloth commonly owned by little boys oftenly named Noah.
Person 1: "Wow, did you hear what Noah got yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard he got a Princess Dildo!"
by Princess Dildo June 10, 2017
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dildo pool

a pool with a giant dildo in it
person: omg wanna swim in ur dildo pool?
person 2: yas
by Cult of the Beyond Hater May 26, 2022
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Dildo Baggins

Dildo baggins loved using his exhaust pipe after a long day of driving the UPS truck around Mordor.
by AKACHANCHIBI September 27, 2019
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