Did A Zena

When you mentally plot to leave a toxic relationship, toxic workplace or toxic "friendship" ASAP.

"Hey I Did A Zena today and resigned. My colleague keeps giving me creepy side-eye and death stares, another one says "done" instead of "did", another one micro-manages me to death and asks me what religion I am (tf?)... should I contact HR?"
"Nah, just come work for me. I'll pay you more anyway."

by CohortFail May 30, 2024

DID YOU SHIT ON THE WALL

From a yt video by big dew

Person 1: *Sees painting that has brown splotch on it*
Person 1: "GRANDMA!! DID YOU SHIT ON THE WALL?!?!?!"

by I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But March 11, 2024

did not cook

When someone does something and they don't get the reactions they thought they were going to get.

When a joke fails.

Yo you seen the video John posted? He thought folks were really gonna fuck with his shit, bro did not cook.

by EaglesLose666 February 01, 2025

do did will

A slogan for mass shooters (true ones). When a real mass shooters yells do did will, the closest mass shooter will come up to them knowing that they're a member of "shooter hideout".

dam: DO DID WILL
jorcgsd: DO DID WILL

by oxamious666 January 14, 2024

Did you fuck destiny?

Did you fuck the guy pretending to be me to get women? That's rape! If that's the case he's a rapist! Where's his wife Emma Vigland (Journalist)? Where'd she go?

Hym "Did you fuck destiny? Because if you did..."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2024

Did a LuTON

When the battery of your phone/power tool/hybrid/EV explodes in a manner reminiscent of the destruction of Luton Airport Car Park

Did you hear Dave's hybrid exploded yesterday? totally did a LuTON and took out Walmart

by LithiumBattery October 17, 2023

Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex

A valid-but-rather-insensitive retort dat could be given when a naively-hopeful lady complains dat a guy whom she'd assumed would become a "real" romantic partner for her merely performed a brief "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" routine and then bailed on her.

If a dude tries to "comfort" you after you'd suffered a failed romantic encounter by saying, "Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex", this may indicate dat HE HIMSELF is somewhat of da same "only interested in one thing" mindset as your unfeeling "cut and run" date was, and so he might not be a very good "main squeeze" candidate for you, either.

by QuacksO February 28, 2020