deuce

2 mile track event. 3218 meters.

im running the deuce tomorrow morning at the track meet.

by joe June 27, 2005

Deuce Deuce

The hottest Hip-Hop/Freestyle dance party happenin' today! Featuring the stylings of DJ Womanmaker and DJ Fancypants.

Man, I just got laid off, found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me, just pissed out my left testicle and I'm dying tomorrow morning. Only one thing left to do. It's Deuce Deuce time!!!

by Moreno January 3, 2006

chuck a deuce

When on acid, you spin a slinky really fast in front of a bright light, you're chucking a deuce when you get two circles to form.

Check out dudeman with the slinky, can you chuck a deuce?

by DavidHalk November 28, 2006

Ma Deuce

Another word for your Mother

Ma Duece was worried about you yesterday, what happen?

by Jae' June 22, 2005

deuce

A rabbit with colorings similar to a Butterfinger.

Dude, deuce pissed on Mary's blanket.

Shit, hide it in the corner, maybe she'll forget.

by Kyle March 12, 2005

Deuce

A kick ass sporting goods product

Wow! That new deuce is rad!

by pb February 2, 2004

deucer

a DUI/DWI. comes from police code for drunk driving which is a 502 (deuce coming from the 2 on the end of 502).

dude i got a deucer last night and im getting my license suspended. this sucks.

by Mrs. S. June 2, 2007