A woefully incompetent species of cyclist, only seen on the roads during and in the weeks immediately following the Tour de France. Easily identifiable by his Team Sky shirt and shiny new bike; the Tour de Twat is empirical evidence that the old saying "it's just like riding a bike" is either incorrect or misapplied.
I saw a Tour de Twat on the way to work the other morning, sheltering under a tree from the rain so his bike didn't get wet: the fucking pansy.
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by CrimTheGrim November 21, 2019
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"Fuck me, what's this song?"
"Skream's remix of In For The Kill by La Roux, why?"
"I feel so pleasant right now...it's totally giving me a de ja high...
...Play it again."
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"I feel so pleasant right now...it's totally giving me a de ja high...
...Play it again."
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