Dave

Dave's are majority awesome, they are very non-chalant and have max aura.

Person 1: OH MY GOSH, who's aura is entering this atmosphere
Person 2: It gotta be Dave

by TNickels. November 28, 2024

maintenance man Dave

A curmudgeon so loathsome and foul, even his own wouldn’t piss on his face if it were to on fire. Known well for his pompously smug demeanor and although if one were in doubt, they would only need to look at his shamefully Impotent micro penis to be 100% sure.Daves baby dick is so Infamously dainty tiny and shit covered , it deemed him the alias”Maintenance Man Dave the completely dickless and totally shit Flavored Cunt.

Man , that maintenance man is gonna have to get his fuckin hip replaced if he doesn’t slam shut his completely Dickless and shit flavored cunt cremated. ~ Oh, I see … you must have met MAINTENANCE MAN DAVE!

by Flip4NiK8 November 29, 2023

Double Daved

When you get double penetrated by two dudes named Dave, could also get triple Daved as well!

Caleb, don’t drink too much at the party, you might get Double Daved !

by Mcdoubledaved! September 23, 2023

Daveed

A man who is simply a whore. He loves his blondes with a fat ass. Don't be fooled though, he will finish in seconds. Daveed will love attention from any girl with a pussy. He is very friendly and outgoing, typically your average man.

Daveed loves pussy

by pussylove9000 April 18, 2024

Dumpster Dave

a person who: A, owns a shotgun and: B, frequently dumpster dives
(opposite sex: Dumpster Diane)

That guy, he is in a dumpster, He's probably a Dumpster Dave

by otg3 February 12, 2021

Dave

Not JohnyCool4522. That is his mortal enemy.

My name is JohnyCool4522, not Dave! Never call me that

by anonymous May 1, 2024

Dirty Dave

Inserting anal beads into Dave Chapelle's ass until he shits all over them, and then pulling them out with your face below the anus so the shit releases all over your face.

Yo, did you see Dave Chapelle's comedy show last night? He was inviting people to come backstage afterwards and give him a Dirty Dave, and when I did my face was so covered in shit I almost looked like him!

by Doorknob Lourie August 28, 2025