Dave summers

Verb: A agricultural practice that describes a person sowing all of their land to one crop, usually Canola, for two or more years

1. “Ah you hear about tim he’s gonna Dave summers it this year”
“Fuck why would he do that?

by Canuck0305 June 19, 2019

Dumbass dave

A guy in Boston that got drunk, fell onto the tracks, and got slaughtered by an orange line train. More than likely there was lots of blood splattered onto passengers and body parts flying. Can also be used as an insult.

Man I’m so drunk lemme go on the safety line and wait for a train. Oh no I fell, and I think I’m gonna die.

*blood splatters*

Witnesses: “OH MY GOD!!! I think he is dead”

Me later: oh god he was a dumbass Dave.

by Bawston69 August 4, 2019

milky dave

A Semen covered Turd after the action of Anal

Babe I need to go drop my Milky Dave because you came in my asshole

by Bubbles lahey August 5, 2019

Hunter/Dave

Big old lefty that enjoys eating a bag ole bag of dicks.
Usually because he has no argument and needs something in his mouth to keep him occupied.

I love being right even though I'm left.
Because im Hunter/Dave

by The left sucks May 17, 2018

Daves

A small little pubert who is more traditionally known as dafe

Did you see that old haggis daves, she had one big forehead

by Judos January 13, 2020

Dave

Weak

Haha it's Dave! I always knew you were a bit weak

by Shlock March 30, 2020

hysterical dave

A small purple creature who is hysterical.

Jimmy! I just saw hysterical Dave run past!!

by Uncle jumbo February 24, 2020