koozie cushion

When a man with a cock length of 11 inches or longer uses a beer koozie around the base of his penis to cushion the extra yardage that wont fit into a girl's pussy. Both useful for the man and the woman.

"That bitch was so short I had to straight up koozie cushion!"

or

"Baby, Im gonna have to Koozie Cush yo shit."

by veegee75 January 15, 2009

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Ass Cushion

A pillow normally used to sleep on that is used under ones behind to make sitting more comfortable.

Why is my pillow being used as an Ass Cushion?

by Ms. Wrong Generation August 3, 2010

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whoppee cushion

When there is an awkward moment, the words 'whoppee cushion' are muttered in the silence.

Was talking about Nathalie's party and then realised Emily wasn't invited and she was standing right there.. total whoppee cushion.

by geepc January 7, 2011

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Throw Cushion

A group of lesbians

I saw a throw cushion walking through the streets of San Fransisco.

by Garth the lesbian cat March 4, 2011

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Beth Cashen

Beth Cashen is a hot piece of ass, all the boys want her!

Beth Cashen

by reecamastinfan January 5, 2012

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Christmas Crusher

the moment you realize what you want for Christmas...
on Christmas Eve.

December 2: Jenn- "Hey Laura, what do you want for Christmas?" Laura- "Hell if I know.."

December 24: Laura- "Dammit! I want *insert item here* so badly!" Jenn- "Too late now..." Laura- "Well that sure is a Christmas Crusher."

by ScarettRose December 27, 2011

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