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Coffee cup philosopher

A person who recites the sayings from coffee cups and acts like they have figured out the meaning of life
by Livinthelife May 31, 2015
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toasted coffee skins

The residue left at the bottom of a coffee pot after it has been left on all day. The coffee evaporates and burns into a crust. This typically happens when there is less than one cup left in the pot.
Dillon, you left the coffee maker on all day again. Go scrub those toasted coffee skins off the bottom.
by jaketlb September 15, 2009
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cream in my coffee

A Black person who dates a white person (usually a Black Woman and a White Man).

Started widely in use after "Waiting To Exhail"
Sheashea has a little cream in her coffee. She started dating the mailman about a week ago.
by The Army of Teh August 23, 2005
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coffee slut

A woman who forces all the matches she finds on dating sites and considers dating to first meet over coffee to complete the preliminary interview process.
She was such a cute, blue-eyed blond in her profile pic. Yet, she looked so much older when we met and the coffee slut finally admitted that the photo was way more than five years old when it was taken.
by stlsrching May 6, 2011
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chicago coffee cock

Verb- when a women drinks coffee and leaves it in her mouth while giving a man oral sex. Often times this is accompanied by a sprinkled doughnut around the genitalia of the man.
While drinking her starbucks, jill gave jack some incredible chicago coffee cock to start the off his week.
by chicagocoffeecock August 8, 2010
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fellation coffee table

Using the top of a girl’s head as a table to set things on while she’s blowing you. This is perfect for when you need a convenient place to set snacks, drinks, or even the remote control.
My Fellation coffee table is a perfect place to set my laptop while I watch tv.
by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017
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Interview without coffee

British military slang for a severe lecture by a senior officer, usually regarding unruly behaviour.
Prince Harry referred to a friend as a "Paki" - he is in for an interview without coffee.
by dulishcamabu January 12, 2009
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