Camel Clutch

A Monkey Bite (look it up) performed on a female.

Man, she must really like that guy, b/c he just gave her a wicked camel clutch and she simply laughed. That, or she is laughing at the monkey bite that he received before he gave her the camel clutch.

by David G December 2, 2003

crunch

Spare motorcycle.
Derogatory term for diminutive small or tatty spare motorcycle used to stand in for a proper machine.
Common to owners of vintage British motorcycles. Assumed 'Crunch' refers to accident or broken down status.

'Brit' biker would be embarrassed seen riding small Japanese bike or 'Jap Crap'. Hence importance of term 'Crunch' to offer explanation for such odd behaviour as only due to being hard up whilst simultaneously affirming existence of other superior machine.
Honda stepthru C50/C90 or 'granny basher' is a typical. 'Crunch.'
'Hey, what's with the plastic crap?'
'Yeah, its my crunch, the old nail's in bits'

by propstand January 13, 2008

counch

Just a weird sounding word that came up to me one afternoon and I decided to define it as follow: a counch is person laying lazy in bed cause of an injury but who should actually get up

He fell mountain biking this weekend and now hes become a counch

by Procouncher October 31, 2020

Credit crunch

A low-budget cereal that is so cheap it can only be sold (legally) to people who are unemployed or earning less than 10 Pence (14.3cents) per day.

'What do you have for breakfast'.
'Credit crunch'.
'That is absolutely shite'.
'The cost is cheap when you live in the gorbals'.

by Jockass March 18, 2009

Craptain Crunch

Taking a very nutty poo.

God damnit Jerry, you took a humongous Craptain Crunch in my new bathtub...

by The poo man September 22, 2010

Cashew Crunch Kick

To ejaculate inside of the vagina and then immediately pull out and kick the vagina repetitively.

Josh:I did the Cashew Crunch Kick on Stacy and she had no idea it was cumming.

Katrina:That's sweet dude!

by KetchupSunshine November 9, 2010

fanny crunch

The feeling when your vagina recoils because you find something someone said/did so repulsive

That was so vile, fanny crunch

by Factsoflifeforwomen June 21, 2015