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She's got a clit like a punchbag

When the female species has become extremely aroused from sexual contact, her clitoris becomes swollen like a punchbag
I went down on a woman once and tried to explain to my mates her clit become, her clitoris hood become so swollen and excited, this expression was the only way I could describe it was to say "Hey mate, Christ, you remember "A", well she's got a clit like a punchbag, it was sooooo swollen, I could of got my gloves on and started a fitness session....in fact, I got a great session....
by MetroLima June 1, 2011
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lit lit titty spit on my clit

A term used to express extreme littness that one can only understand through this arrangement of words.
friend : oh man that party looked like a good ass time!
friend #2 : oh hell yea it was! lit lit titty spit on my clit!
by ambsisakoolkat February 15, 2018
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She has a Clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb

After rubbing her Clit it ended up the size of a Blind Cobblers Thumb.
Christ! She has a clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb.
by iamamanufan March 22, 2013
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California Clit Cruncher

The act of taking a pair of pliers to rip off a woman’s clitoris, then blowing a large cloud of meth smoke in her asshole while shooting her family
Went to the bank today and the woman in line was being a bitch, so i gave her the california clit cruncher and she shut up really quickly
by BigCocobutterD May 1, 2019
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Lick the clit double twister finger bang

The act of eating and finger banging at the same time a vagina
Me : Bro my arm is so tired !
Joe : why?
Me: i had a crazy night i did the lick the clit double twister finger bang to my girl!
Joe: i dont understand
Me : i am not suprise i always know that you are a Noob!
by Callmebby August 23, 2022
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Clit eclipse

Anything which causes your. Clit to shrivel up usually caused by some sort of interruption of a self pleasuring session
I was in. The women's locker room showers washing up since I'm the equipment girl for the women's volleyball team I thought I'd have the place to myself so I started lathering up

I was about to stick a shampoo bottle I
Up my pussy when coach kuntkraaken walked in on me! Talk about a
Clit eclipse!
by 4realazitgits April 12, 2021
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Ohh Clit

A verbal expression of amazement or disbelief in something that was either seen or heard. Derived from “holy shit“.
Gorgino: Oh my God look at the size of this Italian hoagie!

Rodd: Ohh Clit!!
by Ohhhohhh November 21, 2020
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