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She's got a clit like a punchbag

When the female species has become extremely aroused from sexual contact, her clitoris becomes swollen like a punchbag
I went down on a woman once and tried to explain to my mates her clit become, her clitoris hood become so swollen and excited, this expression was the only way I could describe it was to say "Hey mate, Christ, you remember "A", well she's got a clit like a punchbag, it was sooooo swollen, I could of got my gloves on and started a fitness session....in fact, I got a great session....
by MetroLima June 1, 2011
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lit lit titty spit on my clit

A term used to express extreme littness that one can only understand through this arrangement of words.
friend : oh man that party looked like a good ass time!
friend #2 : oh hell yea it was! lit lit titty spit on my clit!
by ambsisakoolkat February 15, 2018
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She has a Clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb

After rubbing her Clit it ended up the size of a Blind Cobblers Thumb.
Christ! She has a clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb.
by iamamanufan March 22, 2013
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Ohh Clit

A verbal expression of amazement or disbelief in something that was either seen or heard. Derived from “holy shit“.
Gorgino: Oh my God look at the size of this Italian hoagie!

Rodd: Ohh Clit!!
by Ohhhohhh November 21, 2020
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LOBSTER CLIT

Someone who has recently been extremely overly sexually active or is a wicked whore will likely have a lobster clit. So rub that one on your tits, bub, cause that's just a fact.
My buddy Dave told me a crazy story while on the skiddah, and I'm telling ya this will blow your freakin tits apart. Said Brandy has the biggest lobster clit that Dave has ever seen, she better lay off the liquid panty remover, I tell you what
by MOMMANATRIX November 17, 2022
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Limp dicking the clit

To do something half ass or put something off until later.
It was extremely hot outside so he waited until the sun goes down. If it does it’ll be nighttime. He’s limp dicking the clit.
by WilksJohannes January 20, 2021
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A clit of pesto

A small dollop of pesto, "clit" meaning dollop/mound/blob in this case.

The word "clit" can only be defined as a "dollop" in this specific scenario.
For example, you can not say "a clit of sour cream", that makes no sense, it only works with pesto.
This pasta would be really good with some pesto, I'll just have a clit of pesto on the side.
I am not sure I like pesto, just serve me a clit of pesto to try.
by Ramonybologne February 17, 2025
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