A touch that is exactly opposite to King Midas's touch, where everything a person does is a total and utter failures/disaster
Am I dreaming or is almost every democratic US politician who is a lawyer by profession have the Clinton touch?
by Sexydimma September 15, 2017
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b) ill, or illegally, gotten money that is then used for shady activities
b) ill, or illegally, gotten money that is then used for shady activities
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Get the Clinton mug.Any politician who, while serving as a government employee, creates a net worth more than five (5) times the total of their salary, is a Clintonian.
Nancy Pelosi has earned $5,415,200 in salary as a Representative in the US Congress, yet has amassed a net worth of $196,299,990 during that same time, making her a true Clintonian.
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by MagicalBacon May 5, 2018
Get the claptitude mug.Making air humping motions to flap your penis up and down so it goes beside your legs and into your ass crack. When it goes between your ass crack you clench on your cheeks so it has to squeeze through them to get out. This causes your penis to rub on the inside of the ass crack and part of the taint eventually making you ejaculate. The noise you get right when the dick hits between the ass crack before you clench them is a huge clap noise so you are essentially clapping your own cheeks.
I clapturbated too hard and pulled my foreskin off but I recommend it kids when you clapturbate you feel amazing things.
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