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crusty farm hand

Collecting a vast amount of sperm and feces to smear it on your partners back during doggy style
Yea Jessie cheated on me so I just gave her the crusty farm hand and bounced.
by Turdburgelur April 24, 2018
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Crusty Corkskrew

A dude who finishes of but dont wash
Charley: Hey you should go out with my friend Justin.
Chick: Nah you didnt know everyone knows about his crusty corkskrew.
by Dickshinary69slutz May 1, 2018
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crusty yam sack

long hanging genitals found on rather elderly men, or anyone afflicted with scrotal calcinosis - calcium petrified zits on the balls.
Looking at the fine lines on her mature date's face, she wondered if the rest of the package was a well-preserved or if she'd have to gloss over massaging his crusty yam sack.
by Rhae Camdyn January 22, 2018
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Crusty Loser

A person who displays a serve lack of skill at Rainbow six seige. Often characterized by the use of shotguns or other such aids wepons
Mate, i knew were you were at all times you crusty loser
by Big Janty February 21, 2018
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crusty cumsock

Used in one of two ways.

1) In a joking way to call someone disgusting.

2) Said in an argument to express disdain.
1) Oh My God Karen! You're such a crusty cumsock.

2) Listen up here you crusty cumsock! You're a fucking degenerate who doesn't deserve my time and effort.
by A very creative cunt May 7, 2018
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Crusty MUN

Crusty MUN is a general term to describe delegates, typically from the Midwest who exhibit any, but not limited to, the following behaviors: asking you to get lunch opening night, having a black backpack with loose papers in it, a not properly tied tie, wearing a pantsuit, having serial killer handwriting

If a delegate exhibits traits of both Crusty MUN and Sweaty MUN, they are part of a rare group called Sticky MUN. A select variety of delegates, namely West Coast MUN and Dexter Daramali of Stevenson High School in Lincolnshire, IL, fall under this category.
DISEC is SO Crusty MUN today, half the committee voted to divide the question on a 20 clause resolution.
by sheev_palpatine May 9, 2018
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Crusty

When a person's skin is flaky and rough
by Coolyo March 8, 2018
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