by thefiredragon December 18, 2007
Get the Chinese fire dragonmug. by Big Daddy Matty August 10, 2006
Get the Chinese Fuck Puzzlemug. Business establishment, usually owned by Asian immigrants, carrying inexpensive imported merchandise.
Products carried include common household products, tools, cheap toys, discontinued junk food brands, low-budget movie DVDs and mass-produced poorly-made samurai swords sold as authentic collectibles.
Products carried include common household products, tools, cheap toys, discontinued junk food brands, low-budget movie DVDs and mass-produced poorly-made samurai swords sold as authentic collectibles.
I didn't know there was such a thing as bootleg Sharpies until I picked some up at the Chinese dollar store.
by Andrew Morse January 14, 2007
Get the Chinese dollar storemug. 1. (n) An explosion.
Jack: Hey did you hear the Chinese National Anthem playing last night?
Hanns: Yeah. It woke me up.
Jack: Yeah, I think a plane crashed.
See also Chinese Fire Drill or Chinese Puzzle.
Hanns: Yeah. It woke me up.
Jack: Yeah, I think a plane crashed.
See also Chinese Fire Drill or Chinese Puzzle.
by Jsten December 9, 2008
Get the Chinese National Anthemmug. by Bigdaddyhughes1031 January 7, 2012
Get the Chinese rain gogglesmug. A type of Chinese torture, involving...uh...water. There were actually four main methods of torture:
1) A steady drip of water to the head which turned the victim insane.
2) The victim is placed on a rack horizontally above quickly-growing bamboo shoots, which are watered. The shoots peirce the victim, resulting in a slow and painful death.
3) The victim is force-fed bamboo shoots and water until he cannot take in any more. The bamboo grows inside the victim, until it protrudes from the skin.
4) The victim is force-fed water until he drowns internally.
1) A steady drip of water to the head which turned the victim insane.
2) The victim is placed on a rack horizontally above quickly-growing bamboo shoots, which are watered. The shoots peirce the victim, resulting in a slow and painful death.
3) The victim is force-fed bamboo shoots and water until he cannot take in any more. The bamboo grows inside the victim, until it protrudes from the skin.
4) The victim is force-fed water until he drowns internally.
by Oni-91 November 13, 2007
Get the chinese water torturemug. When a guy "crab walks" while receving fellatio, making the girl crawl around on her hands and knees to follow him. His penis becomes the "Chinese Trailer Hitch".
Karl, I gave your mom the Chinese Trailer Hitch while she was blowing me over spring Break. Cesar did too!
by Cut Throat Paladin April 1, 2010
Get the Chinese Trailer Hitchmug.