fester chair

a dirty trash picked office chair that you think you can fix up when you can't. it probably carries numerous std's.

Doug: Just stop being so cheap and buy a real chair.
Steve: No way! I love fester chairs.

by Ocyrus April 20, 2011

Chair

A Chair is a thing you sit on and is in a group of furniture, a Chair have mostly four legs and have a shape, but a Chair can have three legs of have a different shape. Chairs is what we use in Schools, Houses, Desks, and everything. Chairs can be painful and comfortable like have nails or have a soft blanket everywhere in it. there is many different types of Chairs there are Office Chairs, Kitchen Chairs, and Torture Chairs.

What Chair do you want, I want the three leged one!

Sit on your Chairs Class!

by Dr Coomer April 5, 2022

invisible chair

A person everyone in class, who's existence is ignored. They are usually the last person to be picked into groups (often the teacher choses groups for them). They may be gone for days without being noticed, often sit in the lunch table by themselves and sit in the corner of the class. They are often the most nice people with the most interesting stories to share and its a shame they are often ignored. Invisible chairs are not losers, they just enjoy the company of themselves.

Teacher: Class, Mel doesn't have a group
Class: Who's Mel?
Mel: I'm just an invisible chair

by LoreaFendiDiamond May 17, 2014

dumpster chair

is a sexual act wherein the subject is treated as a chair and steaming hot garbage is covering their body, they would be treated in such a manner of complete submissive nature.

my sub was used as a dumpster chair for the scene we did a bj and missionary

by Mace N' Lace January 12, 2024

silly chair

It is when one thinks they are about to fall out of a chair, usually drug related

The weed put her in a silly chair

by Megster.J May 3, 2016

Chair tit

Some one who sits in their chair all day correcting peoples spelling on the internet and molests children, and are often fat. Hence the name, chair tit.

Dude don't invite Michael hes such a fucking chair tit

by Robbing_the_word_bank_69 February 8, 2021

steel chair effect

The act of throwing a steel chair either in the air or on the ground that causes a mass anger in a crowd that causes them to get mad over nothing or something as little as a steel chair.

This idea originally came from The Boondocks episode "Grandad's Fight"

*Chair is thrown*
Person 1: Oh my god a chair!
*Chair falls*
Person 2: Now I'm mad
Person 3: And that's the steel chair effect.

by NGNC September 13, 2021