Lucky Captian Rabbit King

A Trix rabbit spoof from an episode of the Powerpuff Girls.

Silly Lucky Captian Rabbit King! Lucky Captian Rabbit King Nuggets are for the youth!

by I'm a pie! October 10, 2003

Captain Lick Lick

A male or female who likes to lick pussy and ass rather than stick the dick

I thought I was gonna get some dayum good dick but this fool was a Captain Lick Lick he licked my pussy & ass sore and dry.

by Rather be Licked December 24, 2006

The Captain

The name we called a kick who had a curved penis, see Captain Hook

"Did you hear about that kid?"
"Yeah his thing is shaped like a banana"

by MichalekAdam11 January 25, 2005

captain beard

It is a piece of frayed string on the end of a tassle hanging from the shades of windows in high school libraries around the world.

He is the captain of a grand shipscht.

"Oy! That there is Captain Beard"
"Ay, he hasn't had a good frollick in a month"
"I hear the crabs are ten stories high and he is just waitin to snork em' "

by Kenscht February 17, 2007

Crunchatize Me Captain

The phrase for requesting that an uncircumcised man peels back his hood and slaps you in the face with his smagma covered wiener.

"Derek, crunchatize me captain!"

"Last night I got crunchatized by the captain!"

by Evana, J-dawg, Casper, Grimmer September 30, 2011

The Captain

Captain Tenneal (AKA The Skipper): A crucial character/host on the Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (MXC). He brings a necessary balance to the game by exploiting his authoritative role and using his philanthropic abilities in his dialog to improve the human condition (usually at the expense of the game's participants). His mental salvos of motivational verse can really light a fire under players, encouraging them to push on... bringing structure and continuity and to the game.

(CT)"... Well, what I'm trying to do is add a little levity because the tension is thick here between the meat handlers and the cartoon voice actors. Uh, let's meet some of the meat handlers. How many of you are filleters? And how many of you jerk your meat? Show of hands, how many boners here? Come on, somebody's gotta be a boner. And how many of you just like touching meat with your hands? Ok, well let's do some funny voices. You, chubby, get up. Come on, come on, stand up and do one of your funny voices...come on!"

(Man)- "Huhhuh..Well I'm a meat handler!"

(CT)- "I bet you are! Hey, give him a round of applause. Meat handlers, cartoon characters, we're all people huh? So what do you say we all race down to the starting line.

by Zor Prime May 18, 2005

Captain Hook

A penis bent either to the left or right. Normally is not a slight bend but a curve. Almost always an undesirable trait.

Holy crap, James has a captain hook!

by Stanli April 18, 2006