Cannon C

Literal definition of an Irish Cuck. Accept the truth,buddy.

"Cannon C is a literal Cuck wtf"
"Yes I am mommy uwu"

by Joy Sussy May 31, 2021

Cannon Speener

A person who is both high and drunk at the same time.

Joe: I went to this party and there were people there who were Cannon Speenered there. THEN it got weird.

by Peter Grifinski February 12, 2010

One eyed goo cannon

The male penis, a man's sexual organ.

I walked in the bedroom and Travis was yanking hie one eyed goo cannon.

by Daddy Norm February 7, 2024

A cannon to a pebble

A very long (sometimes unnecessarily so) response to a comparatively (or even extremely) short argument.

Person 1: Cheese good

Person 2: Actually, due to various dietary studies and research performed by professors at the University of Massachusetts, it has been shown that cheese is actually-....

Person 1: Sheesh, no need to respond with a cannon to a pebble

by Herr Shrek December 19, 2021

ruby cannon

Ruby cannon is a skinny legend

And a joker who is mans best mate innit

Ruby cannon is a skinny legend

by Jack113 July 29, 2019

gut cannon

Another word for a penis that can tear about an intestine like a .50 caliber weapon

Holy shit. Dante tore her apart with his Gut Cannon.

I hope your a weapons expert. Because you get to handle my Gut Cannon

by Dsav July 31, 2015

Old-School German Cannon Battle

Two opposing players set up cheek to cheek in a tub full of water. Each person pushes as hard as they can and the first to send excrement into the others anal cavity is considered the winner.

When we were younger, me and my sister would have Old-School German cannon battles. Really that’s what started my fetish…..

by XiiphiiK July 14, 2024