ear candy 

Hearing either your favorite kind of music, or hearing someone with an accent that you just adore.

MMMMmmmmmmm.....that girl from Chicago has such a lovely accent.

ear candy by Phil Mehard March 23, 2005

cotton candy

Pussy; the cotton being the hair, and the candy being the pink hole and surrounding pink areas.

Juggalo A: Did she shave the cotton off?
Juggalo B: Hell yeah dog, straight candy.

cotton candy by StillBorn April 29, 2003

want some candy 

a phrase used when you see some old bastard on the street with no teeth.
Also can be used when you see a little kid walking home from school so you can scare him to shitting his pants.

Hey old man.... want some candy.....

Hey little boy..... looks like you could use some candy

want some candy by Slimslope May 22, 2006

Sky Candy 

Medium slutty and promiscuous stewardess in uniform.

Check out that sky candy!

Sky Candy by Average Bob September 26, 2006

Slut Candy 

The morning-after pill.

"9 out of 10 unfaithful whores choose slut candy!"

Slut Candy by Slim Daddy August 29, 2006

Shackle Candy

(Noun) A derogatory term for an attractive black female with dark skin similar to an African who would have been brought over as a slave.

Man 1: Damn that black girl is fine!

Man 2: I'm not really into dark-skinned girls...

Man 1: What? You don't like Shackle Candy?

Shackle Candy by whoDunnit October 2, 2012

grunt candy 

Grunt Candy is a slang term originating in the United States Marine Corps, whose enlisted soldiers are often known as grunts. Normally, it refers to 800mg Ibuprofen (Motrin), a prescription strength painkiller, fever reducer and anti-inflammatory in the class known as NSAIDS. It is extremely effective in reducing inflammation and relieving pain from strains and soft tissue injuries and muscle soreness common in military life. Military dispensaries are well known for giving out this drug as a treatment for almost any ailment in much the same way that they gave out APC's in the 1960's and 1970's. Its given out so commonly service men and women joke that it can re-grow severed limbs and knit broken bones. Soldiers and sailors often know it as Vitamin-M and Airmen know it as "The Air Force Wonder Drug"

Private Danforth had some grunt candy in his pocket and I had a major headache so I asked for some

grunt candy by PrivateR.Miller August 21, 2015