cancer banger

A person who shaves their head and bangs cancer patients.

My older sister got banged by the "cancer banger"

by Adolf Clitler November 16, 2016

cancer

A disease that is commonly used to describe something truly awful and just cringe worthy and bad. Usually when something is cancer or cancerous, it is something a large amount of people want dead or to go away

I'm so sick of these cancerous politicians!

by Gerald's Son December 14, 2016

cancer wife

A woman you've picked out to marry in the event that you're wife dies of cancer

Shelley's so hot! I've picked her as my cancer wife.

by Questionable decision maker March 29, 2017

Cancer

1. A terminal illness that affects most, if not all parts of the human body.

2. A slang term, used whenever one or a group of people disagree with a certain topic or opinion.

1. "I heard your mother has breast cancer. I'm so sorry."
2. "The Paul Brothers? Absolute cancer."

by bored_blue_jay October 17, 2017

Cancer

My brother

My brother is CANCER

by #OopsMySystemCrashed November 6, 2017

Cancer

Jake Paul

Ugh that cancer is going to kill me from his unnoying-ness.

by Madibug November 26, 2017

Cadence

Cadence is a four eyed hipster boy who rages with jealousy if he doesn’t get the lady. He’s a black belt and will karate chop your head right off your shoulders...but she still won’t date him.

Cadence won’t stop calling my girl but I’m scared if I confront him he’ll “Daniel son” tf outta me.

by Roaster83 October 27, 2018