Cheese Slap 

when one takes a slice of plastic cheese, wet it a little (optional) and slap it on someone/somethings face, preferably on someone sleeping, or an animal.

Guy 1: *sleeping*
Guy 2: haha *throws cheese on face*
Guy 1: *wakes up, startled*
Guy 2: owned by a cheese slap.

Cheese Slap by Pierce245 December 16, 2008

cheese tickle 

when you eat pizza or any other type of food with melted cheese and you get that annoying piece of cheese stuck on your chin or any other part of the face.

"shit... do i have a cheese tickle on my chin?"
"fuck pizza and it's cheese tickles"

cheese tickle by yayolikeitsmayo January 1, 2010

cheese eggs 

The meal that is made after having an affair with some else's partner.

Yo Liz just made me some cheese eggs if you know what I mean.

cheese eggs by Brojas95 November 23, 2016

cheese bungee 

When a large wad of cheese gets partially swallowed (often prematurely) and remains attached to its parent cheese wad inside the mouth, creating a "bungee" cord of cheese from mouth to upper esophagus. The cord can often be pulled out in-tact for entertainment purposes. Cheese bungees occur most often when eating Italian food, grilled-cheese sandwiches, or mozzarella sticks.

Person consuming gratuitously cheesy eggplant paremesan: "blughGagghCACk!!! Holy crap! I Almost choked on that cheese bungee."

cheese bungee by austicoatk March 29, 2010

Cheese Waffled

To help a db realize what he is by somehow getting him in some in close contact with waffles covered in cheese sauce.

Dude penny is such a douche, he needs to be Cheese Waffled!

Cheese Waffled by Lanky Sketchster August 5, 2010

Cheese meister 

Someone who is regarded as skilled in the acts of expression in a cheesy fashion.

You are a cheese meister!

Cheese meister by Solphin July 7, 2011

Cheese Clown 

Cheese Clown is a hybrid word describing a person who is a fusion between a Cheese Dick and an Ass Clown.

Cheese Clown: An arrogant dick head who through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underware.

Cheese Clown by 5150Skippy December 14, 2011