Clit-naked

Exactly the same as bollock-naked, but bollocks not included.

I woke up, I was clit-naked, on a table, and there was semen everywhere...

by BDE1987 July 2, 2017

Playing Naked

In the popular card game "Guillotine," playing naked (also known as playing/going nude) refers to a common house rule whereby the cards "Scarlet Pimpernel" and "Robespierre" are removed from the game. These two cards together are colloquially referred to as "The Skarlet Robes" and/or "The Pimp's Robes" (hence "playing naked" following their removal from play).

Because the specified action for both cards is to end the game prematurely, the overall intention of this house rule is to extend gameplay. While some players consider the inclusion of these cards one of the many strategic dynamics to consider, others can find the abrupt end to the action less enjoyable.

"Wow, playing that card is the only way you can beat me, lets do this next game playing naked."

by Beezneezy November 26, 2021

naked pussy

A shaved pussy. Aka a cat with no clothes on,

During intercourse
Tyler: Oh you have a naked pussy!
Kyleigh: what’s a naked pussy?
Tyler: a shaved pussy

Kyleigh: ohh
Kyleigh got fucked like no other that night

by That one interesting person August 1, 2021

you got some nice naked beans

You got an nice pair of boobs

Her: Hi jhon
Him: You got some nice naked beans
Her: Thanks

by Big_alc April 5, 2020

sleep naked day

These are the days where you are supposed to sleep naked and freely!

Did you know today is Sleep Naked Day?

by Zaccy132 September 29, 2019

Naked Left

The worst offensive football play ever called in the history of mankind.

No way, coach just called Naked Left with the game on the line, this is not going to go well.

by Kyle McHugh May 1, 2024

Naked lightning attack

Surprisingly and unexpectedly strip flash naked when the date is going through an emotional moment and is looking for cuddling and comfort instead of sex. The surprise effect either makes the other person smile unexpectedly or confuses her completely. In both cases, sex is very likely to happen after all.

Tommy scored with a naked lightning attack

Just when S. was getting emotional, Tommy put down a naked lightning attack and had sex with her

Tommy's naked lightning attack blew S. away

by S.13 July 27, 2022